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(mellow piano music playing)

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(indistinct chatter)

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<b>WALTER:</b> Is my tie too short?
<b>PAIGE:</b> It's fine.

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What about my collar?

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(chuckles) I'll straighten it
for the hundredth time,

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if that calms you.

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Why are you so stressed
about some nerd gala?

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Vor is the Norse
goddess of wisdom,

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and the Vor Collective is
the top one percent

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of the top
one percent of minds.

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It's as if Mensa had
its own Mensa,

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and that's why
I need your help.

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- My help? With what?
- Yeah.

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These people are
all geniuses,

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and you know how
to talk to my kind

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better than I do.

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So you will charm the
pants off the membership,

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and once they see
that I'm with someone

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as incredible as you,

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they will realize that
they were wrong about me

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and let me back
into the club.

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Allowing you back in?

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Why are you... Why are you
telling me this now?

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And what did you do
to have a fallout?

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(scoffs):
Nothing.

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It's a small disagreement,

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easily rectified with
your social skills.

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So, uh, focus, you're on.

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Oh, boy.

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Sir, here you are.

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Thank you.
My pleasure.

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(Paige speaking indistinctly)

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(laughter)

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(forced chuckle)

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That's very...
Gentlemen.

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O'Brien, you got some nerve
showing your face here.

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Oh, Vadat.

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What a sense of humor.
Darling...

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Thank you. Cheers.
Your wine.

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Hold a moment.
She's with you?

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Yes. She is my
girlfriend.

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We've been intimate.

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(quietly):
Unnecessary detail.

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Ms. Dineen, you have been
a pleasure to talk to,

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but none of us are willing
to engage with this man.

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He's currently
on probation.

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Yes, he told me that
he and the group had

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some kind of small disagreement,

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but surely we can
bury the old hatchet.

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Disagreement?

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Is that what you told her?

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Nine members were hospitalized.

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Hospitalized?

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(whispering):
What did you do?

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He infected us with

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Shigatoxigenic serotype <i>E. Coli.</i>

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I was merely trying
to prove my theory

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that certain bacteria
could survive

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in an animated state that...

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You brought a pathogen
to a dinner party.

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So everybody could see.

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In ice cubes.
Oh, boy.

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In a crystal ice bucket.

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I had to bring them
in ice so that

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they could reach
suspended animation,

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and these parties
are fancy.

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Or would you have preferred
a Styrofoam chest?

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I would have preferred
not to contract what my doctor

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described in his report as--

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excuse my directness--

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“explosive diarrhea.”

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I didn't think anyone would
actually digest the cubes.

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You could have stopped
after “I didn't think.”

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Ms. Dineen, it has truly
been my pleasure

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to meet you.
Mr. O'Brien,

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until the board makes
a final determination

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as to your membership status,
I suggest you go.

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Well, that was...

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A total disaster?

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Aw, come on,
it can't be that bad.

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Your shocks are shot,
the brakes are worn through,

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leaks like a full diaper.

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Leaks what?
Oil,

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coolant, transmission fluid,

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brake fluid,
power-steering fluid.

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And I can't get
that Laura Branigan cassette

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out of the tape player

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without taking apart
the whole radio.

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Why did you buy this heap?

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'Cause in addition to taking
my passport, gun, and badge,

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Homeland also took back
my SUV two days ago.

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I know why
we're all poor.

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Elon Musk aside, most
geniuses suck with money.

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But you've had
a steady job for decades.

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Yeah, a steady government
law enforcement job.

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It's not exactly
the road to riches.

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I had $65K saved,
and I gave each of you

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$10K to start paying
you back for my bail.

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We told you not to do that,
dummy.

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Cabe Gallo doesn't owe.

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I'm down to my last 15 grand,

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and I bought
this car for 500,

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and now you're telling me
it's not worth...

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My time.

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Might not conk out on you
today or tomorrow,

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but it will soon.

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I can fix it, but parts alone
will run you thousands.

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Never took you
for a whitewalls guy.

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Yeah, well, I haven't
been myself lately.

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Took my gun and my tin.

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Now I got a badge
that says “intern.”

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Now that you mention it,
I could use a coffee.

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That's very funny.

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But I'll get you a cup
because you helped with the car.

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No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

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<i>No café con leche,</i>
<i>por favor.</i>

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Happy, shame on you.

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Come on, I need to get
perked up.

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You need to get
<i>knocked</i> up,

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and coffee's a
violation of STORK.

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Oh, I don't want
to know about this.

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Oh, I'm glad you asked.

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Happy and I have conceived
a conception plan.

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It's called STORK.

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“S” is for sexy time
only at moments

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of optimal fertility.

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I'm not interested
in your sexy time.

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I'm barely interested
in our sexy time.

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“T” is temperature.

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I'm gonna keep my gooty
at a cool 97 degrees

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to maximize efficacy
of my spermatozoon.

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So all boxers,
no briefs.

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I don't want coffee anymore.
I feel sick.

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“O” is for organic.

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Treat our bodies
like all-natural shrines.

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“R”... reduce stress.

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And “K,”
keep the tenets of STORK.

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Coffee is a stimulant that
increases blood pressure

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just like stress,
so that's a no-go.

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And I-I seriously doubt

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that the sludge
that Cabe's making

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is organic.

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It definitely is not.

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What's with you guys
and the acronyms?

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Now that you've told Cabe
how you plan to impregnate me,

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I'd like to leave.

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We need to get to that

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Tech-Splosion conference
now, anyway.

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Mm, yeah, we should
drum up some work

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to fill little
Tobina's college fund.

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Well, Walt and Paige said
they'd meet us there.

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I can give you guys a ride.
Plenty of room.

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No way am I getting
into that death trap.

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<b>HAPPY:</b> That thing is
on its last legs.

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Come on, husband.
I'm driving.

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All right,
suit yourself.

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But this old gal,
she ain't that bad.

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(engine starts)

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♪ Calling Gloria... ♪

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Son of a...

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♪ Gloria ♪

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♪ Don't you think
you're fallin'? ♪

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♪ If everybody wants you... ♪

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Excuse me, sir.

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You're here to take
the bar exam?

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Uh, yes. I took the
first half yesterday.

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You weren't here.

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The proctors rotate.

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Mr. Cohen and I are
on duty today.

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You seem confused.

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Um... yes.

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Someone is sitting
where I sat yesterday,

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and I thought it was
same-seatsies.

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No, not same-seatsies.
Sit wherever you want.

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Most students cluster based on
where they went to law school.

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Oh, I didn't go
to law school.

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You don't have a law degree?

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How do you expect
to pass the bar?

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I studied on the flight.

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Just find a desk.

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You've been pretty
quiet this morning.

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One might say moody.

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You'd be moody, too,

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if you were just thrown out
of a world-class think tank

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like the Vor Collective.

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Yep. That mood
would be elation.

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They're a bunch
of nerd-turds.

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Who cares if they don't
like you, Walter?

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Uh, that is easy for you to say.

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Y-You waltz in,
and in two seconds

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they're eating out of your hand.

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I can't get humans to like me,

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I can't get the mentally enabled
to accept me.

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I'm a man without a home.

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You have a home.

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Scorpion's your home.
I'm your home.

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No, I-I know, I just...
this Vor situation,

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it's... it's deflating.

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Well, then... <i>inflate</i> yourself.

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You're in dork heaven.

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No, there's a robotics booth,
there's a Trelfie station,

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where you take traveling
selfies or something.

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Oh, wow, I guess.

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Oh, I am excited to
see Richard Elia's

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new E-Life presentation.

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The E-Life by Elia line
provides high-end

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home security, uh,

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virtual reality
home movies,

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wellness monitoring.

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But what I'm really
excited to see

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is his new phone banking app.

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“Underwritten with
over a billion dollars

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“in private equity,
E-Life banking

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“provides the common man

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Wall Street-quality
financial advice for free.”

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All through

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Barnaby, the Banking Butler.

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It's a digital interface to
make the whole experience fun.

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You know about the software?

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When I was working with Elia,
right after you fired me...

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Water under the bridge.

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They were coding
the app software.

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I'm surprised he's
unveiling it today,

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'cause they were way behind
just a few months ago.

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Brought all the boxes.

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What, what the hell is this?

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Oh, these are the boxes
from in the trailer.

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No, I said the boxes
<i>by</i> the trailer,

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not <i>in</i> the trailer.

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Intern.

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Well, they all say “marketing.”

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Oh, that's stuff
Ray put together

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during the month
he took over Paige's job.

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Right after you fired me.

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Really got to let that go.

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Can you just go get the stuff
I made? Posters, flowcharts...

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Morning traffic,
he won't get back

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before things start up here.

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Just dig through the box,
see if there's

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anything salvageable.

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Oh, man, it's Vadat.

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Okay, let's just play it cool.

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Hey, Vadat, so, uh,
it's really funny

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to be seeing you
two days in a row.

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Are you...

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you looking forward
to a little Tech-Splosion?

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Ms. Dineen, it's lovely
to see you again.

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We've got a booth
to recruit new members,

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so feel free to stop by
for refreshments.

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Our ice is safe.

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<b>CABE:</b>
Hey, Walt.

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I found a DVD.

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Scorpion.

254
00:09:03,485 --> 00:09:04,651
Computers.

255
00:09:04,653 --> 00:09:05,718
Adventure!

256
00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:06,719
Sinkhole!

257
00:09:06,721 --> 00:09:07,854
Whatever your needs,

258
00:09:07,856 --> 00:09:10,056
Scorpion is genius.

259
00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:13,593
Star wipe.

260
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,361
<b>VADAT:</b>
Wow.

261
00:09:15,363 --> 00:09:17,764
Impressive.

262
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,699
Oh, that just ruined
any chance I have

263
00:09:19,701 --> 00:09:21,568
of getting back
into the Vor Collective.

264
00:09:21,570 --> 00:09:24,070
Uh, Walter, it was
not about the video.

265
00:09:24,072 --> 00:09:26,072
I have two words for you:

266
00:09:26,074 --> 00:09:28,141
explosive diarrhea.

267
00:09:28,143 --> 00:09:31,044
And that's my cue
to go take a walk.

268
00:09:31,046 --> 00:09:33,246
Ray Spiewack is a man of action.

269
00:09:33,248 --> 00:09:35,248
He's the leader of the Scorpion.

270
00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,550
Ray Spiewack is super sexy.

271
00:09:37,552 --> 00:09:40,353
Come on, everybody,
we're gonna have some fun.

272
00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,724
Stressed out?

273
00:09:44,726 --> 00:09:45,859
Job pressures?

274
00:09:45,861 --> 00:09:47,961
Wish you could
shut out the world?

275
00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,229
And how.

276
00:09:49,231 --> 00:09:52,632
Try the Senseless
3000, the future

277
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,100
of high-tech
sensory deprivation.

278
00:09:54,102 --> 00:09:56,469
This one
of those quiet tanks?

279
00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,873
Oh. You heard
me rehearsing.

280
00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:01,508
How'd my pitch sound?

281
00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:02,942
Intriguing.

282
00:10:02,944 --> 00:10:04,110
Good.

283
00:10:04,112 --> 00:10:06,212
Did you know the best part
about this product?

284
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,214
Space-age memory foam
that'll make you feel

285
00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,583
completely weightless
and at peace.

286
00:10:10,585 --> 00:10:12,552
No bright lights,
no sound...

287
00:10:12,554 --> 00:10:15,388
No crappy car, no trial.

288
00:10:15,390 --> 00:10:17,390
Why don't you take her
for a spin?

289
00:10:17,392 --> 00:10:18,925
Yeah?

290
00:10:18,927 --> 00:10:20,460
Yeah.

291
00:10:21,296 --> 00:10:23,496
Sit here.

292
00:10:24,366 --> 00:10:27,567
Just, uh, settle in there.

293
00:10:28,403 --> 00:10:30,470
There you go.

294
00:10:30,472 --> 00:10:33,006
(grunts)
It's pretty comfy.

295
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:36,109
Well, I'm gonna run to my car
and grab some promo T-shirts,

296
00:10:36,111 --> 00:10:39,112
but, uh, the door doesn't lock,
so you can exit anytime.

297
00:10:39,114 --> 00:10:41,080
Okay.

298
00:10:41,082 --> 00:10:43,116
Enjoy, sir.

299
00:10:46,054 --> 00:10:47,620
<b>PAIGE:</b>
<i>Okay. See you soon.</i>

300
00:10:47,622 --> 00:10:48,922
That was Toby and Happy.

301
00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:50,623
They're running late. They're
picking up organic coffee.

302
00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:52,458
Part of their STORK thing.

303
00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:55,061
What is with those guys
and acronyms?

304
00:10:55,063 --> 00:10:57,764
(gunshots)
Everybody, hands up!

305
00:10:57,766 --> 00:10:58,898
(people screaming)

306
00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,700
Follow our instructions,
and no one gets hurt!

307
00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:03,169
Let's get out of here.

308
00:11:03,171 --> 00:11:05,038
There is no way out!

309
00:11:06,141 --> 00:11:08,174
Doors are rigged
with explosives.

310
00:11:08,176 --> 00:11:12,178
You open one door,
they all detonate.

311
00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:14,881
Now, everybody
into the main theater. Now!

312
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,083
Move!
(gunshots continue)

313
00:11:17,085 --> 00:11:19,619
(people screaming)
Move! Move!

314
00:11:19,621 --> 00:11:22,188
Move!

315
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,195
(speaking Spanish)

316
00:11:29,197 --> 00:11:30,463
Move, move!

317
00:11:30,465 --> 00:11:31,764
(men shouting in Spanish)

318
00:11:31,766 --> 00:11:33,967
Move!

319
00:11:37,339 --> 00:11:39,072
Richard.

320
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:42,942
Why is it every time you guys
are around, things turn to crap?

321
00:11:42,944 --> 00:11:44,644
All cell phones in here.

322
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,947
(speaking in Spanish)

323
00:11:47,949 --> 00:11:49,816
Cell phones, now.

324
00:11:49,818 --> 00:11:50,440
<i>Rápido.</i>

325
00:11:50,464 --> 00:11:51,819
(whispering): Where's that
older guy you guys were with?

326
00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:52,785
Did-did he get away?

327
00:11:52,787 --> 00:11:54,754
Walt, he's right,
Cabe's not here.

328
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,055
Don't worry, Mr. Vadat.

329
00:11:56,057 --> 00:11:58,658
My associate is
a trained federal agent.

330
00:11:58,660 --> 00:12:00,159
I guarantee
he's working right now

331
00:12:00,161 --> 00:12:02,362
toward a way
of getting us out of here.

332
00:12:02,364 --> 00:12:06,199
♪ Are the voices in your head ♪

333
00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:10,203
♪ Calling Gloria... ♪

334
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:14,240
<b>♪ Scorpion 4x05 ♪</b>
Sci Hard
Original Air Date on October 23, 2017

335
00:12:14,241 --> 00:12:20,741
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

336
00:12:20,802 --> 00:12:22,168
(sirens wailing)

337
00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:24,204
LEADER (over tablet): Richard
Elia and his technological ilk

338
00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,806
are nothing more
than digital pusher men,

339
00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:29,876
getting the populace hooked
on fingertip convenience:

340
00:12:29,878 --> 00:12:33,813
instant access to music,
films, information,

341
00:12:33,815 --> 00:12:36,216
with notification chimes
engineered

342
00:12:36,218 --> 00:12:38,952
to release endorphins,
to get the sheep addicted,

343
00:12:38,954 --> 00:12:42,289
unaware their personal data's
being harvested and sold,

344
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:43,657
until, one day,

345
00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:46,293
privacy as we know it
is gone forever.

346
00:12:46,295 --> 00:12:49,195
Did you really do that
with chimes?

347
00:12:49,197 --> 00:12:50,363
Maybe.

348
00:12:50,365 --> 00:12:52,332
Mr. Elia has two hours

349
00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:54,568
to destroy all personal data
he's collected

350
00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:56,770
from users of his technology

351
00:12:56,772 --> 00:12:58,405
over the past 20 years.

352
00:12:58,407 --> 00:13:01,041
The thoughts,
habits and profiles of billions

353
00:13:01,043 --> 00:13:04,010
will be liberated
from Elia's grasp.

354
00:13:04,012 --> 00:13:05,679
We'll never get
that done in time.

355
00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:08,515
If a single e-mail remains,

356
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:11,251
we will execute every hostage.

357
00:13:11,253 --> 00:13:13,453
And lest Elia's tech team doubts

358
00:13:13,455 --> 00:13:15,221
whether they should
heed our demands...

359
00:13:17,659 --> 00:13:21,928
...if they don't, Sir Richard
receives the first bullet.

360
00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:23,964
Do it.

361
00:13:23,966 --> 00:13:25,298
Do what he says.

362
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,600
These guys mean it.

363
00:13:26,602 --> 00:13:27,801
COP:
Detective Meller!

364
00:13:27,803 --> 00:13:29,069
Detective.

365
00:13:29,071 --> 00:13:30,570
These guys drove
up to the barricade.

366
00:13:30,572 --> 00:13:32,572
They say there's a federal agent
embedded with the hostages.

367
00:13:32,574 --> 00:13:35,075
Uh, Dr. Toby Curtis, Happy
Quinn, we work for Scorpion.

368
00:13:35,077 --> 00:13:36,476
A federal subcontractor

369
00:13:36,478 --> 00:13:38,545
under the direction
of Homeland Agent Cabe Gallo.

370
00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:40,747
Look, well, I recorded
the kidnappers' demands.

371
00:13:40,749 --> 00:13:42,182
It's our only look inside

372
00:13:42,184 --> 00:13:43,550
since they disabled
the security cameras.

373
00:13:43,552 --> 00:13:45,986
You can see the hostages
in the background.

374
00:13:45,988 --> 00:13:47,420
Which one is the federal agent?

375
00:13:47,422 --> 00:13:49,122
Uh, there's Walt and Paige.
And...

376
00:13:49,124 --> 00:13:50,624
Elia but no Cabe.

377
00:13:50,626 --> 00:13:52,492
He's got to be hiding in
the outer concourse somewhere.

378
00:13:52,494 --> 00:13:53,727
Ah, this is good.

379
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:54,961
Oh, that's good.

380
00:13:54,963 --> 00:13:56,630
She normally says “Not good”"

381
00:13:56,632 --> 00:13:58,031
What the hell
are you two talking about?

382
00:13:58,033 --> 00:13:59,866
What we're talking about is that
we have a man on the inside,

383
00:13:59,868 --> 00:14:01,434
and he's a badass.

384
00:14:01,436 --> 00:14:03,637
(whirring)

385
00:14:06,508 --> 00:14:09,109
(exhales)

386
00:14:09,111 --> 00:14:11,277
(grunts)

387
00:14:13,115 --> 00:14:15,281
(sighs)

388
00:14:24,026 --> 00:14:26,393
Where the hell is everybody?

389
00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:31,331
(beeping steadily)

390
00:14:37,406 --> 00:14:39,005
This is bad.

391
00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:40,774
<b><font color="
Checking the floor. Over.

392
00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:42,509
(radio crackles)

393
00:14:42,511 --> 00:14:43,843
(footsteps approaching)

394
00:14:51,753 --> 00:14:53,720
What the hell's going on?

395
00:14:57,693 --> 00:14:59,025
(phone ringing)

396
00:15:15,844 --> 00:15:17,877
(grunting)

397
00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:29,889
(choking)

398
00:15:35,397 --> 00:15:36,563
(grunts)

399
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:41,568
(phone ringing)

400
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:44,337
(grunts)

401
00:15:44,339 --> 00:15:46,539
<b><font color="
Cabe, where the hell you been?

402
00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:49,876
Napping. Hold on,
I'm putting my Bluetooth in.

403
00:15:49,878 --> 00:15:52,579
So I assume you're aware
that something crazy's

404
00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:54,047
going down in here.

405
00:15:54,049 --> 00:15:55,148
Fill me in.

406
00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:56,683
Yeah, anti-tech group
has got, like,

407
00:15:56,685 --> 00:15:58,351
12 people at gunpoint
in the theater,

408
00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:00,754
including Walter and Paige,
and Elia's in there, too.

409
00:16:00,756 --> 00:16:02,255
(grunting)

410
00:16:02,257 --> 00:16:03,857
How many bad guys?

411
00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:06,459
Uh, looks like
there's four in there.

412
00:16:06,461 --> 00:16:08,061
Well, in case you're unaware...

413
00:16:09,297 --> 00:16:10,663
...this place is rigged
to blow to bits

414
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:11,765
if any of these doors
are opened.

415
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,066
<b>HAPPY:</b>
The authorities know.

416
00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:14,934
Barricades are all around,
cops are everywhere.

417
00:16:14,936 --> 00:16:16,569
Is that Agent Gallo?

418
00:16:16,571 --> 00:16:18,338
Hand it over. Agent Gallo,

419
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:19,939
this is Detective Meller, LAPD.

420
00:16:19,941 --> 00:16:21,541
Hey, Detective.

421
00:16:21,543 --> 00:16:24,644
Be advised, I've already
taken out one Caucasian male,

422
00:16:24,646 --> 00:16:26,212
early 30s.

423
00:16:26,214 --> 00:16:28,481
And I'm in possession
of a SIG 9mm.

424
00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:30,483
Sir,

425
00:16:30,485 --> 00:16:32,085
I ran your badge number,
and the system says

426
00:16:32,087 --> 00:16:34,687
that you've been suspended
for being charged

427
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:35,789
with felonious conduct.

428
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:37,023
Not good.

429
00:16:38,226 --> 00:16:40,260
Yeah. I told you she
normally says that.

430
00:16:40,262 --> 00:16:44,097
We will be relieving you
of this.

431
00:16:44,099 --> 00:16:46,332
Password to your
company's server?

432
00:16:46,334 --> 00:16:47,433
Why do you need it?

433
00:16:47,435 --> 00:16:49,169
I ordered my staff
to delete all data.

434
00:16:49,171 --> 00:16:50,270
They're doing it as we speak.

435
00:16:50,272 --> 00:16:52,071
I want my team
to watch your team.

436
00:16:52,073 --> 00:16:53,206
Make sure all those terabytes

437
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,542
are dwindling down to zero
like they should.

438
00:16:55,544 --> 00:16:56,776
The password.

439
00:16:59,648 --> 00:17:01,881
“King Richard.”

440
00:17:04,886 --> 00:17:06,886
It's easy to remember.

441
00:17:06,888 --> 00:17:09,022
(typing)
<font color="

442
00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:10,356
Mr. Gallo.

443
00:17:10,358 --> 00:17:11,758
How do you feel about being

444
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,594
criminally prosecuted
by your employer?

445
00:17:14,596 --> 00:17:15,795
I'm tickled pink.

446
00:17:15,797 --> 00:17:17,831
What the hell does that
have to do with anything?

447
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,265
You think Cabe is in on it?

448
00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:21,734
Well, I'm looking at a
disgruntled federal employee,

449
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,069
discharged five years

450
00:17:23,071 --> 00:17:25,672
from retirement, who's already
admitted that he's armed,

451
00:17:25,674 --> 00:17:27,006
and neutralized one person.

452
00:17:27,008 --> 00:17:29,108
A bad guy. I took out a bad guy.

453
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,311
N-No, that's my phone,
and you are crazy

454
00:17:31,313 --> 00:17:32,645
if you think my friend's crazy.

455
00:17:32,647 --> 00:17:34,080
I have seen many agents snap,

456
00:17:34,082 --> 00:17:36,082
and I don't know whose
side this guy is on.

457
00:17:36,084 --> 00:17:37,817
Detective,
press is getting antsy.

458
00:17:37,819 --> 00:17:39,919
They want a statement.

459
00:17:39,921 --> 00:17:42,088
Don't let them leave. I still
got questions for them.

460
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:43,489
I don't know what's
going on here.

461
00:17:43,491 --> 00:17:45,992
Uh, Cabe? You-you got to avoid
running into anyone else

462
00:17:45,994 --> 00:17:47,427
until we can figure out a plan.

463
00:17:47,429 --> 00:17:48,561
<b>RAVEN</b> (over radio):
Fox, this is Raven.

464
00:17:48,563 --> 00:17:50,196
I don't think
that's gonna be possible.

465
00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:51,497
I need you to get me
a Flashcat cable

466
00:17:51,499 --> 00:17:52,866
from one of the booths
out there.

467
00:17:52,868 --> 00:17:54,500
Do you copy?

468
00:17:54,502 --> 00:17:56,870
What's the issue?

469
00:17:56,872 --> 00:17:58,805
It's not connecting
to the final page.

470
00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:01,341
It's probably a bad cable.

471
00:18:01,343 --> 00:18:03,643
Fox, ETA on that Flashcat?

472
00:18:03,645 --> 00:18:05,178
Do you copy?

473
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:07,547
Probably left his walkie off.

474
00:18:07,549 --> 00:18:08,681
I'll just grab
it myself.

475
00:18:08,683 --> 00:18:10,083
Just be quick about it.

476
00:18:10,952 --> 00:18:12,819
I'm worried about Cabe.

477
00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:14,854
What if the guy runs into him?

478
00:18:14,856 --> 00:18:17,991
Well, if that happens, Cabe's
not the one I'm worried about.

479
00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:20,727
They're gonna send someone
when that guy I knocked out

480
00:18:20,729 --> 00:18:22,495
doesn't come back with a cable.

481
00:18:22,497 --> 00:18:25,098
<b>TOBY:</b> Cabe, just make yourself
scarce and-and be careful.

482
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,666
Look, man, I-I got to go.

483
00:18:26,668 --> 00:18:27,967
We got to figure out a way
to see what's going on

484
00:18:27,969 --> 00:18:29,035
in that theater.

485
00:18:29,037 --> 00:18:30,603
How the hell are we
gonna get eyes in there?

486
00:18:30,605 --> 00:18:33,740
I checked online. There's no
security cameras in the theater.

487
00:18:33,742 --> 00:18:36,542
Um, we'll hack Walt's laptop,
we'll spy through his eyepiece.

488
00:18:36,544 --> 00:18:37,877
There's no way
that the kidnappers

489
00:18:37,879 --> 00:18:40,179
will let Walt open his laptop.
They're hostages.

490
00:18:40,181 --> 00:18:42,782
They probably can't even move,
let alone take out their toys.

491
00:18:43,985 --> 00:18:45,084
Well, that's it.

492
00:18:45,086 --> 00:18:46,653
Elia's toys.
They're already out.

493
00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:48,855
H-He was unveiling
a host of new devices today.

494
00:18:48,857 --> 00:18:51,157
Pull up the
Tech-Splosion website.

495
00:18:54,763 --> 00:18:56,162
Eyes on your own paper.

496
00:18:56,164 --> 00:19:00,300
(phone vibrating)

497
00:19:00,302 --> 00:19:02,101
(phone clicks)

498
00:19:04,673 --> 00:19:06,940
(sighs)

499
00:19:07,909 --> 00:19:09,342
A hostage situation?

500
00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:11,611
Yeah, I don't have any time
to explain.

501
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:13,012
Now, listen to me.

502
00:19:13,014 --> 00:19:14,213
If I were gonna find

503
00:19:14,215 --> 00:19:17,350
a Flashcat cable in this joint,
where would I go?

504
00:19:17,352 --> 00:19:19,285
I have to think that they'd
have a robotics booth.

505
00:19:19,287 --> 00:19:20,820
That would have a Flashcat.

506
00:19:21,957 --> 00:19:23,389
Okay.

507
00:19:23,391 --> 00:19:25,024
I see some robot stuff.

508
00:19:25,026 --> 00:19:27,260
Get in touch
with Toby and Happy.

509
00:19:27,262 --> 00:19:28,628
They'll download you.

510
00:19:30,131 --> 00:19:31,364
Things are really bad.

511
00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:34,067
Really, really bad.

512
00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:35,501
Oh, please don't hang up,
please don't hang...

513
00:19:35,503 --> 00:19:36,736
(groans)

514
00:19:36,738 --> 00:19:39,672
I'm in the middle
of taking the bar exam. Crap.

515
00:19:47,949 --> 00:19:49,949
There it is.

516
00:19:51,252 --> 00:19:53,853
Flashcat cable.

517
00:19:53,855 --> 00:19:55,421
(whirring)

518
00:19:55,423 --> 00:19:56,956
What the hell?

519
00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:03,830
Two down.

520
00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:05,665
Cops think Cabe is involved?

521
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:06,766
That is insane.

522
00:20:06,768 --> 00:20:08,167
Listen, Happy's hacking
the camera

523
00:20:08,169 --> 00:20:10,403
in Elia's facial-recognition
doorbell display.

524
00:20:10,405 --> 00:20:12,372
It's gonna give us
a live peek into that theater.

525
00:20:12,374 --> 00:20:13,506
Once we get some Intel,

526
00:20:13,508 --> 00:20:14,874
we'll probably need your help,

527
00:20:14,876 --> 00:20:16,342
so stay by the phone?

528
00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:17,477
Okay, please don't hang up. I...
(groans)

529
00:20:17,479 --> 00:20:19,679
Double crap.

530
00:20:24,853 --> 00:20:25,952
Busted.

531
00:20:25,954 --> 00:20:27,320
Triple crap.
Sir, you are hereby

532
00:20:27,322 --> 00:20:29,655
expelled from this bar
examination for cheating.

533
00:20:29,657 --> 00:20:31,357
Okay. Hold on.

534
00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:33,026
This is not a game show.

535
00:20:33,028 --> 00:20:35,962
You do not get a lifeline
when you don't know the answers.

536
00:20:35,964 --> 00:20:37,597
Please, if you just let me
get my laptop

537
00:20:37,599 --> 00:20:39,399
out from under my desk
out there, I can show you

538
00:20:39,401 --> 00:20:41,567
case files that prove
that I work in conjunction

539
00:20:41,569 --> 00:20:44,370
with Homeland Security,
as well as news feeds online

540
00:20:44,372 --> 00:20:46,305
of a Los Angeles
hostage situation

541
00:20:46,307 --> 00:20:48,107
that I am currently
assisting with.

542
00:20:49,811 --> 00:20:51,477
You are either
telling the truth,

543
00:20:51,479 --> 00:20:54,047
or that is the coolest lie
I have ever heard.

544
00:20:54,049 --> 00:20:57,216
Wait here.
I'll go get the proof.

545
00:20:57,218 --> 00:20:58,751
Raven, do you copy?

546
00:20:59,788 --> 00:21:00,953
Raven!

547
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,755
He's getting frustrated.

548
00:21:02,757 --> 00:21:05,324
Frustrated kidnappers
hurt people.

549
00:21:05,326 --> 00:21:07,393
I'm sure Cabe's disrupted
his plans.

550
00:21:07,395 --> 00:21:09,695
Now we need a plan of our own.

551
00:21:09,697 --> 00:21:11,564
No. You're reckless.

552
00:21:11,566 --> 00:21:14,400
I promise you, I have solved
many difficult cases.

553
00:21:14,402 --> 00:21:16,436
But he does have a point.

554
00:21:16,438 --> 00:21:18,604
You wrecked my Ferrari,
lost software

555
00:21:18,606 --> 00:21:20,606
that cost me a billion-dollar
smart building,

556
00:21:20,608 --> 00:21:21,741
discharged my space rocket.

557
00:21:21,743 --> 00:21:23,810
He gave me explosive diarrhea.

558
00:21:24,746 --> 00:21:26,913
You win.

559
00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:30,116
<b>CABE:</b>
All right.

560
00:21:30,118 --> 00:21:32,085
Anybody come up
with a strategy yet?

561
00:21:32,087 --> 00:21:34,320
It's like Whack-A-Mole
around here.

562
00:21:34,322 --> 00:21:36,089
Bad guys keep coming
out of the woodwork.

563
00:21:36,091 --> 00:21:38,257
Okay, I am hacking
Elia's doorbell hardware

564
00:21:38,259 --> 00:21:40,393
so we can get eyes
on the situation...

565
00:21:40,395 --> 00:21:41,527
I'm in.

566
00:21:41,529 --> 00:21:42,962
Great. What do you see?

567
00:21:42,964 --> 00:21:45,098
Empty theater seats.

568
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,966
They need to turn
the camera toward them.

569
00:21:46,968 --> 00:21:49,869
Yeah, well, do whatever you can
to get their attention.

570
00:21:49,871 --> 00:21:51,771
I am doing that right now.

571
00:21:56,411 --> 00:21:57,844
Psst.

572
00:21:57,846 --> 00:22:00,246
(whispering): Am I the only one
who sees that light blinking?

573
00:22:01,983 --> 00:22:03,483
It's Morse code.

574
00:22:03,485 --> 00:22:04,750
It's Happy.

575
00:22:04,752 --> 00:22:06,018
How do you know?

576
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:08,521
Because the doorbell just
said, “It's me, stupid”"

577
00:22:08,523 --> 00:22:11,157
We need a distraction
so I can get it.

578
00:22:12,227 --> 00:22:14,160
Fox and Raven
are not responding.

579
00:22:14,162 --> 00:22:15,561
We need to get this done
and get out.

580
00:22:15,563 --> 00:22:17,864
(clears throat)
Hey, uh, excuse me...

581
00:22:17,866 --> 00:22:18,366
Sit down.

582
00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:19,967
Uh... If you're trying
to get into my system,

583
00:22:19,968 --> 00:22:21,601
I think I can help.
LEADER: I said sit.

584
00:22:21,603 --> 00:22:23,569
I'm just saying that I think
that I could help assist you...

585
00:22:23,571 --> 00:22:26,105
<font color="
(grunts)

586
00:22:28,143 --> 00:22:29,208
Stay back.

587
00:22:29,210 --> 00:22:31,010
This is not your boardroom.

588
00:22:31,012 --> 00:22:32,378
You are not in charge!

589
00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:33,846
(Elia grunts)

590
00:22:33,848 --> 00:22:35,882
(Elia grunting)

591
00:22:35,884 --> 00:22:37,216
Here.

592
00:22:37,218 --> 00:22:39,519
(Leader continues kicking)

593
00:22:39,521 --> 00:22:41,120
Well, we got Walt's POV.

594
00:22:41,122 --> 00:22:43,723
Okay, link his audio
with Cabe's Bluetooth.

595
00:22:43,725 --> 00:22:46,893
Look, we're getting a visual
right through his shirt pocket.

596
00:22:46,895 --> 00:22:49,495
Oh, man, Elia's getting it bad.

597
00:22:49,497 --> 00:22:50,630
<font color="

598
00:22:50,632 --> 00:22:52,131
Stop! Stop! Stop!

599
00:22:52,133 --> 00:22:53,599
I'm the best hacker here.

600
00:22:53,601 --> 00:22:55,067
Yeah, I-I'll get you
into Elia's server,

601
00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:56,435
you can see the d-data
being deleted.

602
00:22:56,437 --> 00:22:57,503
Just-just leave him alone, okay?

603
00:22:57,505 --> 00:22:59,572
LEADER: If you're
playing games,

604
00:22:59,574 --> 00:23:00,973
people die.

605
00:23:00,975 --> 00:23:03,876
Respectfully,
I am a programmer by trade.

606
00:23:03,878 --> 00:23:05,311
But I'm a skilled hacker.

607
00:23:05,313 --> 00:23:07,380
Oh, as skilled as you are
with toxic micro-bacteria?

608
00:23:07,382 --> 00:23:09,015
Forgive me if I
don't trust you with my life.

609
00:23:09,017 --> 00:23:10,183
LEADER:
Enough.

610
00:23:10,185 --> 00:23:11,484
You both say
you can do the job,

611
00:23:11,486 --> 00:23:12,818
then you both
do the job.

612
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:14,987
And you both have blood
on your hands if you fail.

613
00:23:14,989 --> 00:23:16,122
But you are not going
to be looking

614
00:23:16,124 --> 00:23:17,423
at Elia's data deletion.

615
00:23:17,425 --> 00:23:19,325
If this isn't about
destroying the data

616
00:23:19,327 --> 00:23:22,562
he collected, why are <i>we</i> here?

617
00:23:25,433 --> 00:23:28,434
This is about Elia's
banking software.

618
00:23:29,537 --> 00:23:31,304
Smart man.

619
00:23:31,306 --> 00:23:33,873
And whether my men have gotten
cold feet and abandoned me,

620
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:35,208
or have been intercepted
by forces

621
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:36,342
outside that theater door,

622
00:23:36,344 --> 00:23:38,377
I am not
leaving without my money.

623
00:23:38,379 --> 00:23:40,146
You have my people
obsessively deleting data

624
00:23:40,148 --> 00:23:42,782
so they won't notice the bank
accounts are being emptied.

625
00:23:42,784 --> 00:23:43,983
Correct.

626
00:23:43,985 --> 00:23:45,551
Both of you,

627
00:23:45,553 --> 00:23:46,852
over here, and get to work.

628
00:23:49,424 --> 00:23:51,624
(Elia exhales)

629
00:23:55,096 --> 00:23:56,596
That was pretty brave of you,

630
00:23:56,598 --> 00:23:59,098
creating a distraction.

631
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:02,268
Yeah, well, you won't be
very proud of me in a moment.

632
00:24:02,270 --> 00:24:04,303
Why?

633
00:24:04,305 --> 00:24:07,006
I never finished
the bank software.

634
00:24:07,008 --> 00:24:09,175
There is no money.

635
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,413
(quietly): This
isn't working...

636
00:24:14,415 --> 00:24:15,781
Yes, there's a defective cable.

637
00:24:15,783 --> 00:24:17,116
We've known that for some time.

638
00:24:17,118 --> 00:24:19,585
Nope. There's nothing wrong
with the connecting cable.

639
00:24:19,587 --> 00:24:21,120
The software isn't working.

640
00:24:23,124 --> 00:24:24,857
Oh, no. Oh, no.

641
00:24:24,859 --> 00:24:27,526
We can't help them rob
Elia's bank because...

642
00:24:27,528 --> 00:24:28,794
There is no bank.

643
00:24:28,796 --> 00:24:30,763
Coding won't be done
for six months.

644
00:24:30,765 --> 00:24:32,565
But t-today's presentation...?

645
00:24:32,567 --> 00:24:34,333
Smoke and mirrors.
None of it's ready.

646
00:24:34,335 --> 00:24:37,436
Not the software,
not Barnaby the Banking Butler,

647
00:24:37,438 --> 00:24:38,871
and definitely not the funding

648
00:24:38,873 --> 00:24:40,406
that these guys
are trying to siphon off.

649
00:24:40,408 --> 00:24:41,674
Once the kidnappers realize

650
00:24:41,676 --> 00:24:43,009
that there's no pennies
in the piggy bank...

651
00:24:43,011 --> 00:24:45,411
They have no reason
to keep the hostages alive.

652
00:24:52,902 --> 00:24:55,444
I want all funds transferred
to this account number

653
00:24:55,446 --> 00:24:57,705
in Gibraltar.

654
00:24:58,364 --> 00:24:59,496
Problem?

655
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,398
No. No, no.
I can hack this.

656
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,567
It's just, uh,
well-designed software,

657
00:25:03,569 --> 00:25:04,701
so it will take a while.

658
00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:06,203
You have five minutes.

659
00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:13,944
Okay, Walt will stall
for a 300 count

660
00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,346
while we try
to save everyone in there.

661
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,814
<b>CABE</b> (grunting): All right.
You guys got to build

662
00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:19,850
some kind of fake bank site
or something

663
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:23,520
so it'll look like Walter is
doing what that bastard wants.

664
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,788
Happy and I aren't
skilled enough

665
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,657
to pull that off fast.

666
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,025
I know the young esquire who is.

667
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,493
Uh, hold on.

668
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:32,529
Stopped a nuclear satellite
from hitting L.A.,

669
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:36,066
rescued a drowning
woman from a tar pit.

670
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:38,201
Your team's done
some pretty amazing work.

671
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:41,238
And now, this convention center
is being overrun

672
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,740
by a madman.

673
00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:45,142
And I need to help my friends.

674
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,245
Okay, man. Here's the deal.

675
00:25:53,952 --> 00:25:55,719
<font color="

676
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,587
Sit there, use the
sink as a desk.

677
00:25:57,589 --> 00:25:59,556
I'll watch you, make sure
everything's on the up and up.

678
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,091
That's not really sanitary.

679
00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:02,793
There's somewhere else
you can sit.

680
00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,094
(water gurgling in toilet)

681
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:05,295
I'll take the garbage can.

682
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,197
(phone vibrating)

683
00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:08,565
Toby.

684
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,833
Sly, I-I got Cabe patched in.

685
00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:11,001
Here's a ten-second recap.

686
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,903
The bad guys don't
hate technology.

687
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,604
They want to rob
Elia's new bank.

688
00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:16,173
But there is no bank.
Elia never set it up,

689
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,941
so Walter's about to be
killed because he's hacking

690
00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:19,576
a banking Web site
that doesn't exist.

691
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,411
Oh, boy.
Suppose I should whip up

692
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,680
a fancy pseudo-site
to buy him some time?

693
00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:24,815
Yeah, Walter's got about

694
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,083
four and a half minutes
until he takes a bullet.

695
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,884
(whispers):
Oh, man, this is intense...

696
00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:30,120
Yeah, I could whip up
something basic for him,

697
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,489
I could hack into the router
at the convention center,

698
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:33,890
and then Walter could find it.

699
00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:35,859
Cabe, I just got an idea,
but you're not gonna like it.

700
00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:37,594
(Cabe grunting)

701
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,096
All right. Whatever it takes.
I don't care...

702
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,464
<b>TOBY:</b>
Hold on.

703
00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:42,099
The kidnappers are eventually
gonna expect to see money

704
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,433
in their account.
How do you fix that?

705
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,669
They're using
Imperial Gibraltar Bank.

706
00:26:45,671 --> 00:26:48,004
It's a haven for criminal funds.

707
00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:49,873
Well, I don't have enough time
to set up the fake site

708
00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:51,141
and hack a bank.

709
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:52,542
If we could get right
into the server,

710
00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:55,178
then I could mask their
wire transfer protocols,

711
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:57,380
make it look to the bad guys
that they just got their funds.

712
00:26:57,382 --> 00:26:59,616
Fine. Then Toby and I
will get you the password

713
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,118
to the bank's servers
to save you time.

714
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,754
H-How? It's not like
we can get to Spain.

715
00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:05,655
Imperial Gibraltar Bank has
branches all over the U.S.

716
00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:06,923
to launder dirty money.

717
00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:09,526
There's one in Bellflower.
Let's hit it.

718
00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:11,495
Hold on!

719
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,929
Detective Meller says
you need to stay put.

720
00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:14,598
Look, I understand y-your
psychological need

721
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,600
to blindly follow authority,
but Detective Meller's a putz.

722
00:27:16,602 --> 00:27:18,201
There are people in there
counting on us.

723
00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:21,304
And one of them is under
suspicion of pulling this stunt,

724
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,406
and you've just admitted
to being on his team,

725
00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:24,975
so you're both
under suspicion, too.

726
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,343
Neither of you
are going anywhere.

727
00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:28,145
Excuse me, Detective.
(clears throat)

728
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,013
This is Sylvester Dodd,
attorney at law.

729
00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:31,148
(whispering):
You can't say that.

730
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,849
If you are telling my clients

731
00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:35,585
that they can't move, then that
is a custodial interrogation

732
00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,287
and as such,
you must formally arrest them.

733
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:40,423
That's what we're
trying to avoid, Sly.

734
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:42,292
However, you've already stated
that they are under suspicion

735
00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:43,727
merely because
they work with someone

736
00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:47,297
who you believe may be involved
with a hostage-taking.

737
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:49,766
And you must know that
under the law mere suspicion

738
00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:51,501
is not enough for an arrest.

739
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,836
You have to have reasonable,

740
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:55,405
articulable suspicion in order
to bring my clients in.

741
00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,340
Well, do you?
Other than a hunch?

742
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,775
W-What are the facts?

743
00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:00,110
Can you lay them out for me?

744
00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:01,878
Otherwise, since you've
already admitted

745
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,380
that you don't meet
the legal standard,

746
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,615
I look forward
to the massive civil suit

747
00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:08,585
that I will file against you
for wrongful arrest.

748
00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:09,920
In fact,

749
00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:11,421
I hope that you do arrest them.

750
00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:13,089
I can put another wing
on my house.

751
00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:15,759
Matlock, baby.

752
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,763
(car doors opening and closing)

753
00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:22,098
(tires squeal)

754
00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:26,803
I'm such an idiot.

755
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:28,605
One press of this,

756
00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:31,908
and I'd rise out of a trap door
and onto the stage.

757
00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:35,378
Had this place rigged
so balloons would drop,

758
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,248
strobe lights, confetti canons,
music blaring--

759
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:40,417
all to distract from the fact

760
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:43,620
that my product wasn't real yet.

761
00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:45,355
All style, no substance--

762
00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:47,490
that's not how I like to think
of myself.

763
00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:50,060
You took a beating to
help everyone here.

764
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,394
That's substance.

765
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:55,131
I care so much about
what people think of me,

766
00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:57,634
of being accepted
by Silicon Valley

767
00:28:57,636 --> 00:29:00,604
and these 20 year-old idiots
designing the latest apps.

768
00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:02,405
Supposed to be
smarter than that.

769
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,840
Seems no matter
how smart you are,

770
00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:07,444
being accepted
will always matter.

771
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,017
You're just vamping here.

772
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:15,485
You can't just
keep typing gibberish.

773
00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:17,120
My team knows
our predicament.

774
00:29:17,122 --> 00:29:18,355
I don't know what
they're planning,

775
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:19,589
but they are
planning something,

776
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,024
so, please, trust me.

777
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,828
In one minute,
I kill one hostage.

778
00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:26,296
Perhaps...

779
00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:28,331
the pretty girl
you were sitting with.

780
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:29,799
No, no. No, no, no! No. No, No.

781
00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:31,468
That won't be necessary.

782
00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:34,237
I'm almost into the software
for the banking Web site

783
00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:36,806
and I-I will direct it to
transfer you your money, okay?

784
00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:38,475
<b>HAPPY:</b>
<i>Sly, get that fake site</i>

785
00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:40,944
operational now or
Paige is done for.

786
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,045
Okay. I am almost finished.

787
00:29:42,047 --> 00:29:43,980
Cabe, you better be in position.

788
00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:46,950
All right, almost ready.

789
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,522
<b>SYLVESTER:</b> Hacking the Trelfie computer
into my interface now.

790
00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:54,624
I'm gonna keep you in a mid-shot

791
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,560
so the Bluetooth in your ear
isn't as noticeable.

792
00:29:57,562 --> 00:29:59,296
20 seconds.

793
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:00,730
Get her up.

794
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,301
Hey. Hey. Hey!

795
00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:06,603
(hostages screaming)

796
00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:07,971
This isn't anyone's hero time!

797
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,472
In ten seconds, she dies.

798
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:11,274
Please, please, please.
I can solve this.

799
00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:13,877
I can solve it. Just...
Five seconds.

800
00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:15,211
(cash register bell rings)

801
00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:16,780
(British accent):
Hello.

802
00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:21,084
I'm Barnaby,
your banking butler,

803
00:30:21,086 --> 00:30:23,920
faithful financial friend.

804
00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:25,755
<b><font color="
<i>Okay, guys.</i>

805
00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:27,157
You need to get the password
from the bank

806
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,625
so I can get into their system

807
00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:29,759
and fake the transfer.

808
00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:32,362
(brakes squeal)

809
00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:34,731
Just got here. We're on it.

810
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:41,638
Okay. I have entered
your account number.

811
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,206
<b>CABE</b> (British accent):
Jolly good, gov'nor.

812
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:45,742
I've received your order

813
00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:48,278
for a wiring of funds.

814
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,246
It will be several minutes

815
00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:53,616
before I can provide
a confirmation.

816
00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:56,619
Tell me when
the transfer's done.

817
00:30:57,990 --> 00:30:59,956
You're still
taking the exam?

818
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:02,459
(sighs) Yes. The bar isn't offered
again until February,

819
00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,661
and I need to become
a lawyer ASAP.

820
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,029
Are you sure about this?

821
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,397
No, but we need the password

822
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,199
and this is the fastest way
to get it. Now let's go.

823
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,334
Th-Th-- Just-just,
read the note one more time.

824
00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:13,269
“This is a robbery.

825
00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:15,605
Give us your server password
and no one gets hurt.”

826
00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:16,706
It's direct and clear.

827
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:17,841
Th-that's a good note.

828
00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:19,642
Good luck, baby.

829
00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:21,978
I'm gonna keep
my fingers crossed for you.

830
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,049
Fine.

831
00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:31,554
It-it really only takes one
person to hand over a note.

832
00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:40,757
<b>CABE</b> (British accent):
Transferring funds.

833
00:31:40,781 --> 00:31:42,620
All is hunky-dory.

834
00:31:42,925 --> 00:31:45,159
Please stand by.

835
00:31:45,161 --> 00:31:47,928
It's amazing
we're still alive,

836
00:31:47,930 --> 00:31:50,297
'cause his accent sucks.

837
00:31:51,324 --> 00:31:53,324
Let's get ready to get
out of here.

838
00:31:53,326 --> 00:31:56,060
If that money
doesn't come through...

839
00:31:56,062 --> 00:31:58,363
Where the hell is it?

840
00:31:58,365 --> 00:32:00,131
We'll get this done.

841
00:32:00,133 --> 00:32:03,902
Scorpion is a group
of professionals.

842
00:32:03,904 --> 00:32:04,692
<font color="
(yelling)

843
00:32:04,693 --> 00:32:06,447
Sly, the password is B-9-T...

844
00:32:06,448 --> 00:32:07,738
How did they get it?

845
00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:09,771
I think they just robbed a bank.

846
00:32:10,883 --> 00:32:12,717
<b>HAPPY:</b> Put the police channel
on my CB.

847
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,165
OFFICER: Alert on a gold pickup
carrying a Caucasian male,

848
00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:18,334
30s, in a hat,
and a petite Asian female,

849
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,136
wanted for robbing
Imperial Gibraltar Bank

850
00:32:20,138 --> 00:32:21,571
is Lincoln...
That's the fuzz!

851
00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:23,406
We're going to the big house.

852
00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:24,774
We are not going to prison.

853
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,109
Can you drive faster?

854
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,178
I can't shower
in front of other people.

855
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,913
(tires squealing)

856
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,215
Please be sure to browse

857
00:32:32,217 --> 00:32:33,950
our competitive CD rates

858
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,720
and low equity loans.

859
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:38,955
Bloody hell...!

860
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,191
Oh... this
is a wrinkle.

861
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:43,159
A wrinkle?

862
00:32:43,161 --> 00:32:44,828
(grunting)

863
00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:54,738
Oh, man, Barnaby's
getting his ass kicked.

864
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,106
Cabe, you better win already.

865
00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:58,374
I'm about to make it
look like those jerks

866
00:32:58,376 --> 00:33:00,176
are getting
a billion-dollar deposit.

867
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:03,480
<font color="

868
00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:07,217
We're leaving now.

869
00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,486
To quote one
of your American films:

870
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:11,855
Show me the money.

871
00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:14,524
Done. They have
the fake cash.

872
00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:16,059
<b>SYLVESTER:</b>
Uh, Barnaby, time's up.

873
00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:18,261
Get into character.

874
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,768
Straighten your tie and get
the blood off your forehead.

875
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,469
<b>FIT:</b>
Sir,

876
00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:30,340
(panting): your funds
have been transferred,

877
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:35,945
$1 billion to the Imperial
Gibraltar Bank account

878
00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:37,847
number 0-6-

879
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,250
0-1-4-5.

880
00:33:40,252 --> 00:33:41,751
Move.

881
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,419
Move!

882
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:48,391
(electronic chime)

883
00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,494
You kept your word.

884
00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:54,030
And I'll keep mine.
I'm not gonna kill anyone.

885
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,665
Now, back with the others!

886
00:33:57,936 --> 00:33:59,669
(siren wailing)
I hear sirens.

887
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:01,104
This is not good.

888
00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:03,039
Police pursuits are stressful.
and that violates STORK.

889
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,841
(passing horn honking)
So does being in jail.

890
00:34:04,843 --> 00:34:06,142
(tires squealing)

891
00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:07,844
(shrieking)

892
00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:09,279
Hot coffee's burning the gooty!

893
00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:10,847
(shrieking)
Oh, God!

894
00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:12,949
Oh...
Tidy-whities?!

895
00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:15,552
You're supposed to be wearing boxers!
STORK, remember?

896
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,854
- My boys don't like being jostled.
- Does your head?

897
00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:18,588
(tires squealing)

898
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:19,856
(thumps)
Ow!

899
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:23,092
You have your money--
you can go now.

900
00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:24,594
Not quite yet.

901
00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:27,096
I-I thought you said
you wouldn't kill us.

902
00:34:27,098 --> 00:34:30,834
I'm not. I'm just gonna
wound you all very badly.

903
00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,135
Gunshots to the abdomen

904
00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:34,270
are one of the hardest
injuries to treat.

905
00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:36,039
So when the police race in here,

906
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:38,541
they'll be too busy doing triage
to follow us.

907
00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:39,709
So thank you

908
00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:42,212
for your assistance
in our escape.

909
00:34:43,348 --> 00:34:46,749
Why don't you start with the man
that made today possible?

910
00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:49,786
♪ ♪

911
00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:57,126
(screaming, shouting)
Hit 'em!

912
00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:00,964
(music playing loudly)

913
00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:04,167
<b>PAIGE:</b>
Hurry!

914
00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:05,635
Into the trapdoor!

915
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:07,036
Come on.

916
00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:11,541
<b>PAIGE:</b>
Careful, careful, careful.

917
00:35:16,181 --> 00:35:17,614
Walter!

918
00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:19,449
(gasping)

919
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:22,018
Forget them. We need
to get out of here.

920
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,121
(passing horn honks)

921
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,156
My mom sent me to my first day
of middle school

922
00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:29,092
in a Punky Brewster T-shirt,
and I got my butt kicked.

923
00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:30,693
What do you think'll happen
if I show up

924
00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:32,262
to my first day of prison
in my underwear?

925
00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:34,797
Oh, boy. I think
Detective Meller heard

926
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,199
the APB on us.

927
00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:38,434
(tires screech)

928
00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:41,404
Get out with your hands up.

929
00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:43,573
<font color="

930
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:53,449
I knew we couldn't trust
these guys.

931
00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:56,252
Bet you wish
you wore boxers <i>now.</i>

932
00:36:05,714 --> 00:36:08,177
Hurry. Hurry!

933
00:36:12,121 --> 00:36:13,354
Freeze!

934
00:36:13,356 --> 00:36:15,656
(beeping accelerating)

935
00:36:15,658 --> 00:36:17,057
Oh, crap.

936
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,167
(car alarms blaring)

937
00:36:33,242 --> 00:36:34,842
(engines revving)

938
00:36:38,214 --> 00:36:39,747
Damn it!

939
00:36:47,757 --> 00:36:49,923
Cops are dealing
with the bomb aftermath.

940
00:36:49,925 --> 00:36:51,925
We're in the clear.

941
00:36:55,664 --> 00:36:58,132
<b>LAURA BRANIGAN:</b>
♪ Gloria ♪

942
00:36:58,134 --> 00:36:59,800
♪ Don't you think
you're fallin'? ♪

943
00:36:59,802 --> 00:37:01,769
What the hell?

944
00:37:01,771 --> 00:37:03,670
Sly!

945
00:37:03,672 --> 00:37:05,572
I need your help, buddy.

946
00:37:05,574 --> 00:37:07,374
I'm about a block behind--
I can't keep up.

947
00:37:07,376 --> 00:37:10,377
♪ You don't have to answer ♪

948
00:37:10,379 --> 00:37:11,912
We're making a right on Vista.

949
00:37:11,914 --> 00:37:13,714
There should be
a parking lot on your right.

950
00:37:14,316 --> 00:37:16,316
Is it safe to cut through?

951
00:37:16,318 --> 00:37:18,719
♪ Gloria... ♪
No.

952
00:37:21,157 --> 00:37:22,823
I think we lost him.

953
00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:25,192
(tires screech)

954
00:37:25,194 --> 00:37:26,660
(grunts)

955
00:37:31,867 --> 00:37:34,735
Don't move!

956
00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:43,110
Don't move, scumbag.

957
00:37:43,112 --> 00:37:45,612
Barnaby?

958
00:37:45,614 --> 00:37:47,948
Thanks for the shortcut, kid.

959
00:37:47,950 --> 00:37:49,817
Bad guys are down.
All is well.

960
00:37:49,819 --> 00:37:52,152
Roger that, Cabe.

961
00:37:52,154 --> 00:37:54,455
Now it's time to get
back to the test.

962
00:37:54,457 --> 00:37:55,956
Uh, yeah, about that.

963
00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:58,292
Uh... time ran out
a few minutes ago.

964
00:37:58,294 --> 00:37:59,660
Test's over.

965
00:37:59,662 --> 00:38:00,961
What?

966
00:38:00,963 --> 00:38:04,097
I was only able to finish
about 70% of the questions.

967
00:38:04,099 --> 00:38:07,034
For what it's worth,
world's got lots of lawyers.

968
00:38:07,036 --> 00:38:08,869
Not many heroes, though.

969
00:38:08,871 --> 00:38:10,704
Thanks.

970
00:38:10,706 --> 00:38:14,408
Problem is,
my friend needs a lawyer.

971
00:38:15,644 --> 00:38:16,977
(sighs heavily)

972
00:38:16,979 --> 00:38:19,847
Mr. Curtis, Mrs.
Quinn, I apologize

973
00:38:19,849 --> 00:38:21,849
for my error
in judgment.

974
00:38:21,851 --> 00:38:24,885
It's okay, you can't help it--
you have a small brain.

975
00:38:24,887 --> 00:38:27,321
How about I arrest you
for public indecency?

976
00:38:27,323 --> 00:38:28,589
Or he can keep his mouth shut,

977
00:38:28,591 --> 00:38:30,591
put his pants on,
and we can go home.

978
00:38:30,593 --> 00:38:32,392
I like her idea.

979
00:38:33,596 --> 00:38:35,762
Me, too.

980
00:38:39,568 --> 00:38:43,403
Well, with all the press here,
it's only a matter of time

981
00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:45,305
before it gets out
that I was prepared

982
00:38:45,307 --> 00:38:47,407
to put on a bogus
dog-and-pony show today.

983
00:38:47,409 --> 00:38:49,343
It's funny,
there was a time

984
00:38:49,345 --> 00:38:52,012
when I cared about the science,

985
00:38:52,014 --> 00:38:55,349
technology, about what's
actually important to society,

986
00:38:55,351 --> 00:38:58,418
not just about looking important
to certain groups of people.

987
00:39:00,823 --> 00:39:02,723
Don't be so hard on yourself.

988
00:39:02,725 --> 00:39:06,326
You know, anyone could
have fallen into that trap.

989
00:39:06,328 --> 00:39:09,563
Real quick thinking
with that trapdoor in there.

990
00:39:09,565 --> 00:39:11,798
Any chance I could
steal you back from Scorpion?

991
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,800
(chuckles)
Nope.

992
00:39:13,802 --> 00:39:17,337
Kinda... got a
thing for my boss.

993
00:39:17,339 --> 00:39:18,605
Well, hopefully,
next time

994
00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:20,674
I see you two...
(groans)

995
00:39:20,676 --> 00:39:22,976
...it doesn't involve
a catastrophe.

996
00:39:22,978 --> 00:39:25,646
But I won't hold my breath.

997
00:39:30,185 --> 00:39:32,719
I, uh...
wanted to say thanks.

998
00:39:32,721 --> 00:39:36,356
We never would have survived
if it wasn't for you.

999
00:39:36,358 --> 00:39:37,958
Both of you.

1000
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,826
Well, thank you, Vadat.

1001
00:39:39,828 --> 00:39:43,196
I guess that means I'm back
into the Vor Collective?

1002
00:39:43,198 --> 00:39:44,765
Seriously?

1003
00:39:44,767 --> 00:39:46,333
No.

1004
00:39:46,335 --> 00:39:47,801
Explosive diarrhea?

1005
00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:50,504
Kind of a hard thing
for the fellas to look past.

1006
00:39:50,506 --> 00:39:52,673
I understand.

1007
00:39:52,675 --> 00:39:55,075
(exhales):
(chuckles)

1008
00:39:55,077 --> 00:39:57,477
Let's go home.

1009
00:40:00,382 --> 00:40:02,282
Mmm. Boston cream.

1010
00:40:02,284 --> 00:40:05,686
I got jelly in my belly and
a bear claw with my name on it.

1011
00:40:05,688 --> 00:40:08,088
I thought donuts
violate STORK.

1012
00:40:08,090 --> 00:40:10,123
We're scrapping STORK.
Yeah.

1013
00:40:10,125 --> 00:40:11,792
Now we're focusing on fun.

1014
00:40:11,794 --> 00:40:14,494
Good. We're done with
the stupid acronyms.

1015
00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:17,965
No. Freewheeling
Unencumbered Newlyweds.

1016
00:40:19,935 --> 00:40:21,602
What's up
with him?

1017
00:40:21,604 --> 00:40:25,105
Oh, he's trying to find
a loophole to the bar exam.

1018
00:40:25,107 --> 00:40:26,520
All you have to do is ask
if you can represent yourself.

1019
00:40:26,521 --> 00:40:27,125
Kid...

1020
00:40:27,149 --> 00:40:29,007
Then I could be your paralegal,
and I can co-chair with you,

1021
00:40:29,008 --> 00:40:30,251
and feed you advice...
Sly...

1022
00:40:30,252 --> 00:40:31,518
Well, no,
there's a few cases

1023
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,786
where this would
actually work. It's...

1024
00:40:32,788 --> 00:40:33,820
Sylvester.

1025
00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:35,522
You did the
best you could.

1026
00:40:35,524 --> 00:40:37,591
You tried to do
the impossible for <i>me.</i>

1027
00:40:37,593 --> 00:40:39,326
No matter what happens
with my case,

1028
00:40:39,328 --> 00:40:42,896
I'm a hell of a lucky guy
to have a friend like you.

1029
00:40:43,999 --> 00:40:46,500
All right?

1030
00:40:47,970 --> 00:40:50,337
(sets mug down)
All right, I'm heading home.

1031
00:40:50,339 --> 00:40:52,906
Oh. Hey, Pops,

1032
00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:53,974
some of my online

1033
00:40:53,976 --> 00:40:56,276
gearhead pals have
cheap cars for sale.

1034
00:40:56,278 --> 00:40:58,178
More reliable than that heap.

1035
00:40:58,180 --> 00:41:02,115
(sighs) You know, I caught
two bad guys with this baby.

1036
00:41:02,117 --> 00:41:03,750
Not to mention,

1037
00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:06,653
the motorcycles crashing
into the wagon jarred

1038
00:41:06,655 --> 00:41:08,922
the cassette tape loose.

1039
00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:11,291
No, I'm sticking with it.

1040
00:41:19,868 --> 00:41:21,234
<font color="

1041
00:41:21,236 --> 00:41:24,504
(engine squeaking, chugging)

1042
00:41:26,041 --> 00:41:28,275
(engine knocks loudly)

1043
00:41:29,178 --> 00:41:32,379
(loud clattering,
engine sputters, dies)

1044
00:41:32,381 --> 00:41:34,481
<b>FIT:</b>
Little help?!

1045
00:41:34,483 --> 00:41:35,949
How much farther?

1046
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:38,385
Closest garage, uh,
with a lift is three miles.

1047
00:41:38,387 --> 00:41:40,053
Nah, two words--
“tow truck.”

1048
00:41:40,055 --> 00:41:41,822
Two words:
“We're broke”.

1049
00:41:41,824 --> 00:41:44,157
You know what I want?
For Paige to push for a while.

1050
00:41:44,159 --> 00:41:46,726
<font color="
I can't hear you.

1051
00:41:46,728 --> 00:41:48,495
Guys, I passed
the bar!

1052
00:41:48,497 --> 00:41:49,863
Oh, fantastic!

1053
00:41:49,865 --> 00:41:51,531
Way to go, Sly!

1054
00:41:51,533 --> 00:41:53,366
The proctor must have put
a rush on my results.

1055
00:41:53,368 --> 00:41:54,734
I only finished 70%
of the test.

1056
00:41:54,736 --> 00:41:56,303
But I guess I got
all 70 right.

1057
00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:57,871
Congratulations, Counselor.

1058
00:41:57,873 --> 00:42:01,141
(chuckles) You know,
JD means Juris Doctor.

1059
00:42:01,143 --> 00:42:02,375
You're
not a doctor.

1060
00:42:02,377 --> 00:42:04,644
Sylvester Dodd, the doctor--
sounds pretty good.

1061
00:42:04,646 --> 00:42:07,180
You're not a doctor.
<b><font color="

1062
00:42:07,182 --> 00:42:08,348
<b>PAIGE:</b>
Huh? What was that?

1063
00:42:09,177 --> 00:42:10,177
Still can't hear you.

1064
00:42:11,578 --> 00:42:18,478
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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